Afternoon tea at the Cafe Royal

Oh how I was looking forward to tea at the Cafe Royal. A chance to pretend you're stepping in the footsteps of Oscar Wilde, Mick Jagger and the like, who regularly frequented here.
Having arrived by taxi the hotel porter opened the door for us. The star treatment had begun! We were also greeted beautifully by the doorman.
We entered via the main restaurant area it had the most amazing tree decked in red shoes - an interesting alternative to a Christmas tree (an idea ladies that I think should be replicated each Christmas!). We were escorted to the cloakroom where our belongings were taken care of.
When we reached the room for afternoon tea the thing you notice first is how much gold guilding there is.  The Oscar Wilde  bar is ornatetly decorated.  The ceilings contain beautiful paintings.
When seated we were greeted by a friendly and courteous host who brought us champagne while we looked at the tea menu. It was a good one, full of interesting blends with a nice summary about each one. I chose the Oscar Wilde blend (well it would have been rude not to!). It was a strongly flavoured brew almost with an oak taste - very masculine,  probably not to everyone's taste as the aftertaste was smokey. I was glad to see that the tea was loose-leaf  though, with tea strainers. The initial cup was poured for you but subsequent cups you are left to your own devices.
After a short while a three-tiered tray of savouries arrived. Not just the usual afternoon tea offering here! The top layer had a muffin with what looked like syringe in it, which we discovered contain tomato juice. It was a conversation piece and what afternoon tea is all about, but personally,  I didn't like the taste as much as the concept.  Others in the party said it was their favourite thing. Another highlight was the chorizo and onion Wellington,  that actually tasted liked a refined sausage roll. There was a sub-roll with prawns that tasted divine, but I thought was a little oversized to eat delicately. There were other more traditional sandwiches to accompany these.
Before the patisseries were served we were given a palate cleanser that was a very nice touch. It was fruit tea served with some little biscuits.  After which a three tiered tray of desserts arrived, but not a scone in sight. I needn't have worried they were brought round after. (we're not going to be hungry here, I thought!).
The pattiseries had a London theme combined with Christmas.  The stand-out for me was the Spitfire lollipop.  Which was crunchy chocolaty on the outside and gooey in the middle. The macaron also looked good with an underground sign, but all I could taste was sweet, no distinguishable flavour. There was also a lovely raspberry topped biscuit.
Then onto scones...(starting to feel full up!)... The scones were small (good job) and served with clotted cream, jam and lemon curd. It felt like I was trying to be sparse with the fillings to make sure that everyone had some. More fillings please!
After all that we were told that we could choose from some extra loaf cakes. Doggie bag me' thinks -  and what a beautiful bag it was.
The service was excellent at Cafe Royal and at times the food was 5* too. OK, so I know this time I've left it to last - the toilet test- hmm....the toilets were disappointing.  All that ornate stuff going on in the salon and the loos are ordinary. Don't let this put you off though- its a great place.

Afternoon tea at the Park Lane Hotel

The Park Lane Hotel - sounds very glamorous doesn't it? Sad to say, but the outside doesn't look very glam at the moment.There's a lot of building work going on. It didn't help that we took the Web's advice and entered via the Brick St entrance. Do not do this - enter via Piccadilly. Your entrance will feel more special. After all that Park Lane Hotel is not actually on Park Lane!
So upon entering the afternoon tea lounge  you get a rather relaxed cosy feeling, with fairly low lighting and comfy sofas. There was also a harpist adding to the sleepy feeling. My guest and I felt very comfortable and not obliged to display airs and graces.
It had a good tea selection and a strange tea strainer contraption which we needed to seek assistance for. This is probably a good juncture to talk about the service which wasn't overly attentive, but matched the atmosphere of the place. Though the person serving us changed 3-4 times during the time we were there.
You probably want to hear about the food? The sandwiches were fresh and tasty enough, but nothing mind blowing here, also nothing to criticise. Extras available. The scones were pretty good and I really enjoyed having the extra choice of lemon curd and plum jam. The pattiseries were very nice, though I do have a bug bear of having a selection that needs to be shared with your guest. There's bound to be one or two you both want to try. Fortunately I'd known my guest for many years so we shared.
All in all, an excellent place for a catch up with old friends or family, not so good if you're trying to impress someone. And sorry I have to mention it,  the loos were very ordinary. I understand the place is going through an internal refurb in August and in places, I'd agree it needs it. Would I return? I loved the style of the lounge and its atmosphere. Yes, maybe.

Afternoon tea at the Essex Rose tearoom, Dedham

On the hunt for a special last minute afternoon tea fix, my parents and I headed to Dedham in Essex, Constable country.
The Essex Rose is in a quaint old english beamed building and typical of tearooms around the country. But what makes this one special is that you can have a traditional tiered afternoon tea without booking ahead and it wasn't bad at all...
Between the two of you there are a choice of two sandwich flavours (you end up with half a sandwich of each). The choices are pretty ordinary cheese with pickle, ham and mustard, tuna etc. But what's nice about this is the sauce/ accompaniment is in its own little pot.  This may be frustrating for some, but if you have a fussy eater with you, it's actually a godsend.  All the sauces and jams were by local manufacturer Tiptree and were delicious. The bread was very fresh.
The scones were everything a scone should be: large, crisp on the outside and soft and crumbly inside.  The Tiptree raspberry jam and Rhoda clotted cream topped it off nicely.
The top layer consisted of some little patisseries - cheesecake, profiteroles, fruit tart and coffee walnut cake. All delicious,  but a little bugbear of mine is when these pretty morsels have to be split between two people.  I would prefer less choice and one each, so we can savour the same ones at the same time.
I'd definitely go back here. Not an extortionate price at £14 each, but two need to share.